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This slim-fit tee speaks with sharp humor and quiet confidence. Lightweight, soft cotton drapes close to the body while the bold, block-letter message does the talking — dry, unapologetic, and a little mischievous. Wear it on casual days when you want to keep things simple but honest: coffee runs, low-key nights out, or lazy weekends scrolling through old receipts and new stories. It layers cleanly under jackets and sweaters or stands alone as a statement piece that matches a wry smile.
The shirt’s longer length and tailored side seams keep lines tidy. A ribbed collar and shoulder tape help it hold shape through repeat wears. The printing sits centered and stark on a clean background, so the message reads loud and clear whether you’re walking into brunch or meeting friends at a bar. For folks who appreciate deadpan humor and clothing that says something without shouting, this tee fits right into your everyday rotation.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); heather blends vary
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a slim, longer fit
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Women's Tee — "All My Exes Stalk Me" Funny Graphic Shirt
$30.00
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$30.00
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The shirt’s longer length and tailored side seams keep lines tidy. A ribbed collar and shoulder tape help it hold shape through repeat wears. The printing sits centered and stark on a clean background, so the message reads loud and clear whether you’re walking into brunch or meeting friends at a bar. For folks who appreciate deadpan humor and clothing that says something without shouting, this tee fits right into your everyday rotation.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); heather blends vary
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a slim, longer fit
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean